HomeFinlandHelp: I’ve been paying my rent each month and they seem to always ask for the same organ. I only have one liver, should I contact my landlord?
Just give them a part of your liver, it will grow back.
Must be same shitty translator that translates “jatka” into “jack” instead of “continue”.
I think you can buy more livers. Dm me. I know a guy.
Just make the landlord some [maksalaatikko](https://en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/Maksalaatikko) (liver casserole), and you’re good to go. But make sure to make it with/without raisins, depending on their personal preference.
Is that… >!de-livering service!<?
Maybe the payment company for better translation. Low quality translation most likely. Maksa can mean liver or pay depending on the context.
That’s the automatic translator, always messing up the partitive case! It should have been ‘some liver’, no need to give away a full organ! 🙂
“Tell me you live in Lauttasaari but are not a lawyer or a doctor without telling me.”
What you should do is definitely get a creditcard that gives you bonus on your rent payments. E.g. Amex in this case. There may be VISA and Mastercards that have bonus schemes too, for example airline cards.
Give them one of your kidneys, you gave two of them
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Just give them a part of your liver, it will grow back.
Must be same shitty translator that translates “jatka” into “jack” instead of “continue”.
I think you can buy more livers. Dm me. I know a guy.
Just make the landlord some [maksalaatikko](https://en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/Maksalaatikko) (liver casserole), and you’re good to go. But make sure to make it with/without raisins, depending on their personal preference.
Is that… >!de-livering service!<?
Maybe the payment company for better translation. Low quality translation most likely. Maksa can mean liver or pay depending on the context.
That’s the automatic translator, always messing up the partitive case! It should have been ‘some liver’, no need to give away a full organ! 🙂
“Tell me you live in Lauttasaari but are not a lawyer or a doctor without telling me.”
What you should do is definitely get a creditcard that gives you bonus on your rent payments. E.g. Amex in this case. There may be VISA and Mastercards that have bonus schemes too, for example airline cards.
Give them one of your kidneys, you gave two of them
What’s do they pay for a kidney!?