When you live a high life, you can’t help looking down on the less fortunate, especially the swamplanders.

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1. We just have the natural high ground – simple as that

2. https://preview.redd.it/vbmazpzep4sd1.jpeg?width=1956&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=2454b5b9ed1c21f5791129e54707a1421710940c

   Vaalserberg, 322.4 km (± 3 orders of magnitude) tall. *Per capita!!!!*

3. We also have the best basements.

   

4. Looking down on us lmao. You have mountains so you can look us in the eye, stop kidding yourselfs.

5. Montain sucks! You ocean-less peasants!

6. I’m starting to feel like the only personality Luigi, Noah, and Maximilian have on this sub is the mountains they have (which they didn’t even build).

7. When I visited the Caribbeans I wondered why we bothered to fly all the way out there when Sardegna is right here.

   When I visited the Blue Ridge Mountains I wondered where the mountains were and if they had hidden them behind the hills.

8. https://i.redd.it/43uxvze2s4sd1.gif

   Mont Blanc is rightful French clay, Italian alps are pretty mid tbh

9. https://preview.redd.it/d83m962vs4sd1.jpeg?width=1300&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=682104f542f5033bd653897b9b43034b28dc4ef5

   Second most mountainous country after the literal mountain germans

10. Bitch please, we Dutch are so tall because we look down on everyone. No mountains needed!

11. I have a mountain of paperwork. Checkmate southtards

12. Are you trying to compensate for the lack of oxygen up there by over-inflating your ego?

13. I applaud this

14. 🙁

15. rn me living in Belgium

    

16. https://preview.redd.it/2a44ocjbu4sd1.jpeg?width=375&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=7ffc014a14bc870150c97c451eadb1333a393842

17. The higher up you live, the less oxygen you get, the less your brain functions.

18. we have the best mountains and the best beaches. just genuflect.

19. Keep them I’ll just stick to this

    https://preview.redd.it/rpndwtpdu4sd1.jpeg?width=1290&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=26f6eef90a94bd1f13515f1fd43ca28350454a4e

20. they ain’t much, but our mountains’ enough

    dun’ need no fancy whatnot. just good ol’ tall rock, just like how we taught the brits

21. Spain is basically just mountainous, I still look down on them.

22. There is 300 peaks over 3000 meters in the Pyrenees. Germany hasn’t a single one. Not one. Also please.

23. So the himmalayas are not a thing anymore?

24. Germany? Mountains? Their highest peak isn’t even taller than 3k ^(and belongs to Austria anyway)

25. I’m fine with it. As long as you remember where the peak of [de witte berg](https://nl.wikipedia.org/wiki/Topje_van_de_Mont_Blanc?wprov=sfla1) is

26. We have a hill whose name translates to Heavenmountain or Skymountain and it’s MORE THAN 150 METERS ABOVE WATERLEVEL.

    So don’t talk to me about having the best mountains…

27. We won European king of the hill.

28. https://preview.redd.it/qub20mrfy4sd1.jpeg?width=1024&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=2a7d311686ca8db11da8fbcb0c964f6eafb94817

    Don’t forget ours. They rise up from sea level.

29. Why do people forget Liechtenstein?!?! 😭😭😭

30. It’s pretty funny, i live in probably the flattest part of my country, should the sea level rise, and the dikes fail most land here would flood, but still it’s always the mountain valleys that flood due to rain.

31. *But with great pain he brings them down*

32. That’s lovely, Luigi. Now please serve me my pizza ASAP.

33. Some places have mountains. Some places have access to the ocean. But how many have mountains and the ocean mashed together?

    https://preview.redd.it/pbidggpu05sd1.png?width=1024&format=png&auto=webp&s=7f539c16ea71d1c1381dfd1b1890f8c28895b0d2

34. As if we would come down south for the mountains

35. We don’t particularly have mountains here, but damn do I hate it when the Dutch Motorcyclists start invading the Sauerland. Like you just tryna have some fun riding your bike and then these fuckers get here with open exhausts and no respect for anyone or anything..

36. “Ma Con Gran Pena Le Reti Attaccate Cadon Giù”

    (Marittime Cozie Graie Pennine Lepontine Retiche Atesine Carniche Giulie)

    *But with great sorrow the attached nets fall down*

    – a nursery rhyme we were taught in elementary school to remember the name of the Italian Alps

37. Mountains aren’t real.

38. Hello from the Tankenberg.

39. A yes the Mountains. I just love hiking in the … Mountains.