Got a bonus freebie with this VHS player i bought at a boot sale yesterday
October 7, 2024
Got a bonus freebie with this VHS player i bought at a boot sale yesterday
by drempire
26 comments
I offered £5 & was accepted. He who dares
Was expecting porn. Not sure I should be impressed or disappointed.
That’s a straight banger.
This video rather than just a picture added a solid level of suspense
+1
I would’ve been terrified if I discovered a video inside. I’d think it was some grim porno filmed by the owner.
User flair checks out.
He elec
He old tech
But most importantly
He EJEC
Everyone’s dead Dave
Wait… are you trying to tell me everybody’s dead?
“Lister, have you ever been hit over the head with a welding mallet?”
r/reddwarf
ALPHABETTI SPAGHETTI!!!!!??????
I was hoping for at least grand theft anal 5
You need to get this onto r/RedDwarf
Bit of a funny story.
As a teenager years ago, I worked for a rental place where video players where rented. One machine was brought back in. The driver who picked it up, gave me a video that was left in it with very little information on it, and wished me a Merry Christmas. Without thinking, I threw it in my bag, went and donated blood, did a couple of things after work, then when I got home remembered this video. I went into my room, closed my door and turned it on. Not sure if it was due to donating blood, but I almost fainted when I saw it was male gay porn. My first ever experience in seeing what men do. After Christmas, I mentioned it to him and he cracked up laughing.
I’m thoroughly upset its not porn… guess I’ll have to go and see if I can find any in the woods.
Smeg! I knew I left that somewhere!
I was expecting home made porn.
I got Cloister the Stupid.
Not watched Red Dwarf in decades, but was it really PG? I remember it being quite rude at times
That’s a nice surprise freebie! I bought a used Honda Accord about 7 years ago. I found Pink Floyd, Dark Side of the Moon in the CD player. It stayed there the entire time and I occasionally listened to it. When I sold the car I left it in the CD player. The person who bought it from me found it after a few days and tried to give it back to me, thinking I had left my CD in the car. I said, no, that CD belongs to the car. It must stay with the car forever. They looked at me like they would if Gregg’s put the price of sausage rolls up again.
Was it nuthill farm!?
What is it?
Who’s dropping 15 quid on a VHS player?
Smeghead!
Kryten, take us to code red.
Are you sure, sir? That would mean changing the bulb.
The VCR is also possessed by the future ghost of James May, so there’s another bonus.
26 comments
I offered £5 & was accepted. He who dares
Was expecting porn. Not sure I should be impressed or disappointed.
That’s a straight banger.
This video rather than just a picture added a solid level of suspense
+1
I would’ve been terrified if I discovered a video inside. I’d think it was some grim porno filmed by the owner.
User flair checks out.
He elec
He old tech
But most importantly
He EJEC
Everyone’s dead Dave
Wait… are you trying to tell me everybody’s dead?
“Lister, have you ever been hit
over the head with a welding mallet?”
r/reddwarf
ALPHABETTI SPAGHETTI!!!!!??????
I was hoping for at least grand theft anal 5
You need to get this onto r/RedDwarf
Bit of a funny story.
As a teenager years ago, I worked for a rental place where video players where rented. One machine was brought back in. The driver who picked it up, gave me a video that was left in it with very little information on it, and wished me a Merry Christmas. Without thinking, I threw it in my bag, went and donated blood, did a couple of things after work, then when I got home remembered this video. I went into my room, closed my door and turned it on. Not sure if it was due to donating blood, but I almost fainted when I saw it was male gay porn. My first ever experience in seeing what men do. After Christmas, I mentioned it to him and he cracked up laughing.
I’m thoroughly upset its not porn… guess I’ll have to go and see if I can find any in the woods.
Smeg! I knew I left that somewhere!
I was expecting home made porn.
I got Cloister the Stupid.
Not watched Red Dwarf in decades, but was it really PG? I remember it being quite rude at times
That’s a nice surprise freebie! I bought a used Honda Accord about 7 years ago. I found Pink Floyd, Dark Side of the Moon in the CD player. It stayed there the entire time and I occasionally listened to it. When I sold the car I left it in the CD player. The person who bought it from me found it after a few days and tried to give it back to me, thinking I had left my CD in the car. I said, no, that CD belongs to the car. It must stay with the car forever. They looked at me like they would if Gregg’s put the price of sausage rolls up again.
Was it nuthill farm!?
What is it?
Who’s dropping 15 quid on a VHS player?
Smeghead!
Kryten, take us to code red.
Are you sure, sir? That would mean changing the bulb.
The VCR is also possessed by the future ghost of James May, so there’s another bonus.