For years I’ve used Alex Jones claiming Obama created a tornado to hit Oklahoma City for not voting for him as an example of how crazy some conservatives can be. Compared to a sitting member of Congress a shock jock saying it just sounds quaint now
“climate change is fake!! The hundred gazillion tons of BS we pump into the atmosphere has no effect, climate change is natural!!”
*Takes breath
“The government is using magnets to create hurricanes!!!”
Republicans also believe
Immigrants both lower and raise property values
Biden is both incompetent and simultaneously a deep state mastermind.
Immigrants are both lazy and also stealing all the jobs
Government should be small and also control every aspect of American life
Has anyone ever seen this magical weather controlling device? It’s clearly powerful enough to create and manipulate devastating weather events across the world, yet as far as i can see, nobody has a picture of it nor the people controlling it. You’d think if we can get pictures of Med Bed technology (two weeks away), Big Foot, and lizard people from outer space, the Mysterious Climate Machine should be a piece of cake.
Until some wise ass points his finger up and says “well climate isn’t weather”
TBH, I don’t think she actually believes Dems control the weather – but she DOES believe that saying so will cause them to chase that stupid rumor around and give it life and helps add to a sense that Dems aren’t helping with the recovery.
Current favorite:: the feds are not helping anyone anywhere…but make sure you don’t comply with FEMA.
She is NOT a smart person..!
This picture is a prime example why you don’t feed gremlins after midnight
MTG lives in a world of magic and mystery. So many things just work and she has no idea how or why. Every day is an adventure.
JEWISH SPACE LASERS LADY SPREADS CRAZY CONSPIRACIES? NO..
It’s hilarious, until you realize that her district will give her 70% of the vote next month.
It’s unfathomable.
She also claimed God flooded Burning Man last year to punish attendees.
But when it’s her state, it’s the Libs. Who apparently have the powers of God for some weird reason
she is an idiot, but I suspect this is where she gets it:
“Weather as a Force Multiplier: Owning the Weather in 2025” — a research paper written by a seven-person team of military officers and presented in 1996 as part of a larger study dubbed Air Force 2025.
And I’m at a pay phone
She’d rather look like an imbecile than act in good faith.
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For years I’ve used Alex Jones claiming Obama created a tornado to hit Oklahoma City for not voting for him as an example of how crazy some conservatives can be. Compared to a sitting member of Congress a shock jock saying it just sounds quaint now
“climate change is fake!! The hundred gazillion tons of BS we pump into the atmosphere has no effect, climate change is natural!!”
*Takes breath
“The government is using magnets to create hurricanes!!!”
Republicans also believe
Immigrants both lower and raise property values
Biden is both incompetent and simultaneously a deep state mastermind.
Immigrants are both lazy and also stealing all the jobs
Government should be small and also control every aspect of American life
Has anyone ever seen this magical weather controlling device? It’s clearly powerful enough to create and manipulate devastating weather events across the world, yet as far as i can see, nobody has a picture of it nor the people controlling it. You’d think if we can get pictures of Med Bed technology (two weeks away), Big Foot, and lizard people from outer space, the Mysterious Climate Machine should be a piece of cake.
Until some wise ass points his finger up and says “well climate isn’t weather”
TBH, I don’t think she actually believes Dems control the weather – but she DOES believe that saying so will cause them to chase that stupid rumor around and give it life and helps add to a sense that Dems aren’t helping with the recovery.
Current favorite:: the feds are not helping anyone anywhere…but make sure you don’t comply with FEMA.
She is NOT a smart person..!
This picture is a prime example why you don’t feed gremlins after midnight
MTG lives in a world of magic and mystery. So many things just work and she has no idea how or why. Every day is an adventure.
JEWISH SPACE LASERS LADY SPREADS CRAZY CONSPIRACIES? NO..
It’s hilarious, until you realize that her district will give her 70% of the vote next month.
It’s unfathomable.
She also claimed God flooded Burning Man last year to punish attendees.
But when it’s her state, it’s the Libs. Who apparently have the powers of God for some weird reason
she is an idiot, but I suspect this is where she gets it:
“Weather as a Force Multiplier: Owning the Weather in 2025” — a research paper written by a seven-person team of military officers and presented in 1996 as part of a larger study dubbed Air Force 2025.
And I’m at a pay phone
She’d rather look like an imbecile than act in good faith.
I believe she said but where can i find it?
She’s so stupid she shouldn’t be alive.
Dumbest shit on the planet.
Space Lasers…