Deutsche Bahn locks people in the train and makes people question their own existence.
October 8, 2024
Deutsche Bahn locks people in the train and makes people question their own existence.
by RoadandHardtail
20 comments
I’m wondering what solution they will find
Is this the famous german humor I’ve been hearing so much about?
“We are sorry to announce this train has been cancelled due to an existential crisis“
This train also requires its space under the sun, lebensraum if you will.
Existential problems on another level.
Germany, stop denying putting people on trains and disappearing them or you will attract all the wrong type of friends.
“But we exist. I hope they find a solution”. Terminate every passenger and go back to Ordnung.
Train is not late if you make it cease to exist…
[removed]
“[german sigh]”
It is. It truly is – this is knowledge I’m storing next to the way Germans say hello.
One of the upsides to having a long history of philosophical and intellectual advancement is that you have really great trains, the downside is that the trains aren’t allowed to work until everybody has agreed that it is, in fact, a train, that there is a quantifiable conscious experience related to the train, and that it does actually exist.
Germans and trains. Name a more iconic duo.
Ontological problems…
Deutsche Bahn is the worst train service in Europe by far.
The motto should be: “Deutsche Bahn, never again”
They are pretty ok doing short distances, but anything above 30-40 minutes is complete ass.
If this doesn’t trigger an existential crisis, what could ?
Reading the comments, and I must say I did not expect humor based on the holocaust 😅. Is this why Deutsche Bahn is bad? Germans have PTSD when they try to run trains efficiently? 🤔
20 comments
I’m wondering what solution they will find
Is this the famous german humor I’ve been hearing so much about?
“We are sorry to announce this train has been cancelled due to an existential crisis“
This train also requires its space under the sun, lebensraum if you will.
Existential problems on another level.
Germany, stop denying putting people on trains and disappearing them or you will attract all the wrong type of friends.
“But we exist. I hope they find a solution”. Terminate every passenger and go back to Ordnung.
Train is not late if you make it cease to exist…
[removed]
“[german sigh]”
It is. It truly is – this is knowledge I’m storing next to the way Germans say hello.
One of the upsides to having a long history of philosophical and intellectual advancement is that you have really great trains, the downside is that the trains aren’t allowed to work until everybody has agreed that it is, in fact, a train, that there is a quantifiable conscious experience related to the train, and that it does actually exist.
Germans and trains. Name a more iconic duo.
Ontological problems…
Deutsche Bahn is the worst train service in Europe by far.
The motto should be: “Deutsche Bahn, never again”
They are pretty ok doing short distances, but anything above 30-40 minutes is complete ass.
how can she be so sure that we exist?
Who do you think you are copying
Oh Shit, schwerer Ausnahmefehler trotz Zeitplananzeigeverordnungsrichtlinienverbesserungsumsetzung.
If this doesn’t trigger an existential crisis, what could ?
Reading the comments, and I must say I did not expect humor based on the holocaust 😅. Is this why Deutsche Bahn is bad? Germans have PTSD when they try to run trains efficiently? 🤔
Get on the train and be never seen again
-Germans
Do we tho?