The US and Australia are on side ALDI Süd (South) so that basically gives them a huge advantage in naval capability and in land power as well.
While the Aldi Nord countries could conquer mainland europe, i still think that Aldi South with help of the US can ultimately win this.
Aldi Süd.
It’s not even a competition at this point.
LIDL
Aldi are not very popular in Portugal but they do have good vegetarian products thanks to German consumers and I’m very thankful for that
Hans, why did you send Barry and Padraig Aldi Süd when you can clearly see we are Nord? What are you up to, Hans?
We should standing against this war that we never asked for, because we are all one and the same on both side of that frontier, and we should remember what unites us: we the *consumers*…
“…as of June 2018”
Aldi no longer exists in Denmark, don’t count us in in this war, we’re staying neutral like the swedes this time.
Penny gang. Moldy vegetables yummi
Never seen an Aldi in my entire life
Lidl would win this war
Orange because blue fucking sucks
flatland-monkeys against mountain and island-monkeys
flatland-monkeys are royaly fucked, after they use everything they have on our impenetrateable, natural, protective structures
I don’t care. I live on the Aldiäquator.
Aldi Süd and it wouldn‘t even be a fight! I mean Aldi Nord looks like a dollar store after an excessive crack habit.
I am living at the front of the Aldi wars and even tho Aldi Nord has become much better lately, Aldi Süd still wins by a comfortable margin
Well we all know that whatever side Italy starts on, that side will lose. So I guess we’re fucked.
Best supermarket ngl .
The side with Poland and France ofc. New continental system.
What even is the difference between the two?
Lidl solos the supermarket verse
Never been the süd so nord obviously. Based on vibes only
Aldi sud + Lidl.
Here in Slovenia, they’re called Hofer
I’ll fight for coop, migros, S lunga and conad. Not for aldi or lidl.
Could Giovanni please start in the other team this time?
Someone needs to teach Aldi how north/south works this ain’t it
We’re all looking at this like the nations’ militaries will fight eachother, instead of the shoppers fighting it out in an international civil war.
WW2 vibes lol
Aldi nord is a distusting shithole that nobody should ever be forced to step foot into.
Aldi süd is the most heavenly shopping experience you can imagine.
UK and France will turn each other into post nuclear deserts, Poland will get invaded by Russia and eastern german troups come for Putins help. South-western Germany will easily take care of the rest of Germany and in the end the Americans will clean up. Spain won’t notice anything since he was on siesta.
The Great Aldi War would be legendary.
Also Aldi Sud got UK so they have the sea already basically
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We have Aldi Süd in Limburg?
I would not fight for Aldi. Never been in one store of them, so I’d happily lose that war
There is no Weißwurstgrenze. Only Aldi Nord and Süd Grenze
https://preview.redd.it/4n5te466dptd1.png?width=1164&format=png&auto=webp&s=af5cf640a4de53b1ace1609fffd76f3247711903
Well if you look on the wider aspect of things…
The US and Australia are on side ALDI Süd (South) so that basically gives them a huge advantage in naval capability and in land power as well.
While the Aldi Nord countries could conquer mainland europe, i still think that Aldi South with help of the US can ultimately win this.
Aldi Süd.
It’s not even a competition at this point.
LIDL
Aldi are not very popular in Portugal but they do have good vegetarian products thanks to German consumers and I’m very thankful for that
Hans, why did you send Barry and Padraig Aldi Süd when you can clearly see we are Nord? What are you up to, Hans?
We should standing against this war that we never asked for, because we are all one and the same on both side of that frontier, and we should remember what unites us: we the *consumers*…
“…as of June 2018”
Aldi no longer exists in Denmark, don’t count us in in this war, we’re staying neutral like the swedes this time.
Penny gang. Moldy vegetables yummi
Never seen an Aldi in my entire life
Lidl would win this war
Orange because blue fucking sucks
flatland-monkeys against mountain and island-monkeys
flatland-monkeys are royaly fucked, after they use everything they have on our impenetrateable, natural, protective structures
I don’t care. I live on the Aldiäquator.
Aldi Süd and it wouldn‘t even be a fight! I mean Aldi Nord looks like a dollar store after an excessive crack habit.
I am living at the front of the Aldi wars and even tho Aldi Nord has become much better lately, Aldi Süd still wins by a comfortable margin
Well we all know that whatever side Italy starts on, that side will lose. So I guess we’re fucked.
Best supermarket ngl .
The side with Poland and France ofc. New continental system.
What even is the difference between the two?
Lidl solos the supermarket verse
Never been the süd so nord obviously. Based on vibes only
Aldi sud + Lidl.
Here in Slovenia, they’re called Hofer
I’ll fight for coop, migros, S lunga and conad. Not for aldi or lidl.
Could Giovanni please start in the other team this time?
Someone needs to teach Aldi how north/south works this ain’t it
https://preview.redd.it/p29y9b99optd1.png?width=400&format=png&auto=webp&s=36949dc2a0695f7a9dedf2805ca219d9ab705d36
Italy, don’t switch sides again, istg
It’s not even a competition anymore
https://preview.redd.it/uq01s3lmoptd1.png?width=1144&format=png&auto=webp&s=65b9897c34eae149fae74674a6ece625b5a9c160
We’re all looking at this like the nations’ militaries will fight eachother, instead of the shoppers fighting it out in an international civil war.
WW2 vibes lol
Aldi nord is a distusting shithole that nobody should ever be forced to step foot into.
Aldi süd is the most heavenly shopping experience you can imagine.
UK and France will turn each other into post nuclear deserts, Poland will get invaded by Russia and eastern german troups come for Putins help. South-western Germany will easily take care of the rest of Germany and in the end the Americans will clean up. Spain won’t notice anything since he was on siesta.
The Great Aldi War would be legendary.
Also Aldi Sud got UK so they have the sea already basically