It’s really generous that they are going to let people park their trucks and RVs on the golf course.
The club might not be adequately staffed during this emergency, so guests are requested to navigate the grounds themselves.
Dear Milton, please visit mar-a-lago and play a few holes
Bull
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Only for drug dealers, pimps, money launderers and children under 16.
Also, giving out free food.
Hope they don’t shit on the walls.
He will clear out some of the classified documents in some of the unused rooms in his mansion.
I just read this too.
What I heard is he was only accepting evacuees of trailer parks. 🙏🏽🙏🏽🙏🏽
“Clearly disinformation. The dear leader would never save us from our miserys. “
– MAGA probably
Line up people. This story will be great story. LOL
Don’t pass it on!
Yeah, haha trump hates the poor.
But he is opportunistic enough and his campaign savy enough to spin it like he meant to do it. Unless his guards literally shoot the huddled masses, which while possible, is unlikely.
I fear Milton going to clean up maga in florduh. Fingers cross.
Yeah, him and Joel Olsteen.
Send all of Florida to his gates, he’ll welcome them in happily I’m sure
Unfortunately mar-a-Lago is not in the path of Milton.
Oh, please. Let’s have all the Florida Man contestants show up in his lobby.
Includes breakfast buffet! Cash bar for mimosas and bloody riots (bloody mary with sirloin kabob garnish). Evening activities include scavenger hunt with top secret prizes! Fun for the whole family.
I just want to point out this is how Republicans get immigrants to swarm the border when Democrats are elected. The open border talk isn’t just for their base. It’s to trick people in other countries to take on the life-threatening journey thinking the US policy is actually an open border
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I hear maralago has a statue that states that it’s for immigrants yearning to be free…and foreign spys yearning for some of those bathroom natsec docs
He said you do the even have to check in. Just show up and park your rv on the lawn. Use the hedges as a toilet.
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Nothing would piss off Trump more than needy people showing up at his doorstep
Hahahahahahahaahaha
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Damn. Looks like this is true. I mean, I was told that there’s no misinformation on Twitter.
https://x.com/nurses4bettermo/status/1843925147780297204
Magapokalypse
Everybody gets a free paper towel roll too.
*grins* Evil inner smile ….
It’s really generous that they are going to let people park their trucks and RVs on the golf course.
The club might not be adequately staffed during this emergency, so guests are requested to navigate the grounds themselves.
Dear Milton, please visit mar-a-lago and play a few holes
Bull
![gif](giphy|ooHjwTt6rkk6I)
Only for drug dealers, pimps, money launderers and children under 16.
Also, giving out free food.
Hope they don’t shit on the walls.
He will clear out some of the classified documents in some of the unused rooms in his mansion.
I just read this too.
What I heard is he was only accepting evacuees of trailer parks. 🙏🏽🙏🏽🙏🏽
“Clearly disinformation. The dear leader would never save us from our miserys. “
– MAGA probably
Line up people. This story will be great story. LOL
Don’t pass it on!
Yeah, haha trump hates the poor.
But he is opportunistic enough and his campaign savy enough to spin it like he meant to do it. Unless his guards literally shoot the huddled masses, which while possible, is unlikely.
I fear Milton going to clean up maga in florduh. Fingers cross.
Yeah, him and Joel Olsteen.
Send all of Florida to his gates, he’ll welcome them in happily I’m sure
Unfortunately mar-a-Lago is not in the path of Milton.
Oh, please. Let’s have all the Florida Man contestants show up in his lobby.
Includes breakfast buffet! Cash bar for mimosas and bloody riots (bloody mary with sirloin kabob garnish). Evening activities include scavenger hunt with top secret prizes! Fun for the whole family.
I just want to point out this is how Republicans get immigrants to swarm the border when Democrats are elected. The open border talk isn’t just for their base. It’s to trick people in other countries to take on the life-threatening journey thinking the US policy is actually an open border
![gif](giphy|ANbD1CCdA3iI8|downsized)
I hear maralago has a statue that states that it’s for immigrants yearning to be free…and foreign spys yearning for some of those bathroom natsec docs
He said you do the even have to check in. Just show up and park your rv on the lawn. Use the hedges as a toilet.