German army recruitment everywhere now, even on pizza boxes
October 12, 2024
German army recruitment everywhere now, even on pizza boxes
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by EUstrongerthanUS
41 comments
The pinzzer, halfway through from pizza to panzer.
Where is the pizza box, how is it possible the letters are just floating?!?!
Gravy seals
There’d better be green olives on that pizza
Du, du hast!
That’s right, Europe has slept for too many years 🤷♂️
inside, there’s a tin package with the letters
PIZZA
printed on it. pull the ring. the package will heat up.
enjoy your “`PIZZA`” flavored field rations.
*But if you close your eyes, doesn’t almost feel like nothing has changed at all…*
Joke about opening a fridge and seeing Bundeswehr ad would no longer be funny…
Yep, we are cooked
Good luck, warmongers. You think German kids care more about Ukraine than cheap energy?
Join the army, visit new countries, meet interesting people and kill them.
I can‘t see a pizza box? Just letters
Ha, can’t get me, I don’t speak the language.
The money spent on weapons will be taken from efforts that could make life better and peace more useful. There will be people willing to use the weapons once they’re there and whatever rivals they are to counter, they will have to join the arms race.
Jfc and I thought our military fetish was bad.
Same in ~~west germany~~ netherlands. Army and prison guard ads everywhere. But especially army. And the worst part is they make it look kinda fun
Didn’t know Italians recruit German fem boys.
Winter is cominggggg
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Recruitment into the military seems to be a big problem across Western nations. It certainly seems to be a career of last resort, than honourable these days
This marketing already existed in 2016/2017 and has nothing to do with the current situation.
I’m glad they are pumping that much into advertising instead of making military service obligatory again. Hopefully it works.
On a side note. The Bundeswehr also has a Spotify account where the songs/music uploaded to are absolute bangers. Like… they’re the army. They’re not allowed to have such bangers!
What do you think you are, Mars or something?
What’s the offer for potential soldiers now? Still invading Poland?
Poland is sweating
Getting ready for a Russian invasion.
Even the bread I got from the baker the other day came in this sort of thing.
When they announced they would end conscription I wasn’t expecting Flecktarn on my food packaging.
What a waste of money. Who thought this was a good idea?
or rather: you won’t believe this one simple trick how to reach 2% of gdp defense spending
Nothing new… seen it the first time around 2016 iirc.
The German’s are stirring up again? Sigh.
Du
Du hast
Du hast mich
This has been a thing for like two years
Oh Prussia!
Well you see, if the world doesn’t stand up against Putin, you’ll all be the front line within a few years.
They should be like: “Tired of eating pizza time to get into shape!”
I see no pizza box
So much color for the bin, wow
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Rammstein’s new album cover. HAST, HAST DU, HAST DU AUCH.
41 comments
The pinzzer, halfway through from pizza to panzer.
Where is the pizza box, how is it possible the letters are just floating?!?!
Gravy seals
There’d better be green olives on that pizza
Du, du hast!
That’s right, Europe has slept for too many years 🤷♂️
inside, there’s a tin package with the letters
PIZZA
printed on it. pull the ring. the package will heat up.
enjoy your “`PIZZA`” flavored field rations.
*But if you close your eyes, doesn’t almost feel like nothing has changed at all…*
Joke about opening a fridge and seeing Bundeswehr ad would no longer be funny…
Yep, we are cooked
Good luck, warmongers. You think German kids care more about Ukraine than cheap energy?
Join the army, visit new countries, meet interesting people and kill them.
I can‘t see a pizza box?
Just letters
Ha, can’t get me, I don’t speak the language.
The money spent on weapons will be taken from efforts that could make life better and peace more useful.
There will be people willing to use the weapons once they’re there and whatever rivals they are to counter, they will have to join the arms race.
Jfc and I thought our military fetish was bad.
Same in ~~west germany~~ netherlands. Army and prison guard ads everywhere. But especially army. And the worst part is they make it look kinda fun
Didn’t know Italians recruit German fem boys.
Winter is cominggggg
[deleted]
Recruitment into the military seems to be a big problem across Western nations. It certainly seems to be a career of last resort, than honourable these days
This marketing already existed in 2016/2017 and has nothing to do with the current situation.
I’m glad they are pumping that much into advertising instead of making military service obligatory again. Hopefully it works.
On a side note. The Bundeswehr also has a Spotify account where the songs/music uploaded to are absolute bangers. Like… they’re the army. They’re not allowed to have such bangers!
What do you think you are, Mars or something?
What’s the offer for potential soldiers now? Still invading Poland?
Poland is sweating
Getting ready for a Russian invasion.
Even the bread I got from the baker the other day came in this sort of thing.
When they announced they would end conscription I wasn’t expecting Flecktarn on my food packaging.
What a waste of money. Who thought this was a good idea?
or rather: you won’t believe this one simple trick how to reach 2% of gdp defense spending
Nothing new… seen it the first time around 2016 iirc.
The German’s are stirring up again? Sigh.
Du
Du hast
Du hast mich
This has been a thing for like two years
Oh Prussia!
Well you see, if the world doesn’t stand up against Putin, you’ll all be the front line within a few years.
They should be like: “Tired of eating pizza time to get into shape!”
I see no pizza box
So much color for the bin, wow
Sponsored by Rammstein
Rammstein’s new album cover. HAST, HAST DU, HAST DU AUCH.