Home United Kingdom Inside a modern UK custody cellUUnited KingdomInside a modern UK custody cellOctober 12, 2024 Inside a modern UK custody cell by Gonad-Brained-Gimp 27 commentsthats wrong, you dont get a personal toilet, and the comms is just a metal plate on the wallThat’d be £2,000/month in London!Custardy Cell is what you want.That’s a 3 man cell in the US.I never got a pillow with my cold, thin, blue mattressGod help me, I’ve crossed an age threshold somewhere because my first thought was “I’ve lived in rooms smaller than that!”LOL, where is the blanket ?More like inside the UK’s nicest custody cell.I wanted to marry my English teacher when she got out of jail,but apparently you can’t end a sentence with a proposition“Might take me a while to get up”… Wow police fitness test standards are pretty low huh.I stayed in hostels much worse than this in the 90s.I’ve been locked up in a cell like that before. But there’s always time‘There really is no way of getting out of here, it’s very secure’.Well yes you bloody plant pot, it’s a prison cell.As seen on ~~Rightmove~~ WrongmoveTypical Foxtons Estate Agent showing you around a studio flat in London for £2k pcm.Emphasis on the modern. So more than 95% are probably inferior to them.I’ve been in the hospital countless times in the last 4 years and it’s almost impossible to get a pillow…Single ply toilet paper? Where’s the fucking humanity?!No toilet seat? Good lord! Also when do they come round with the tea & biscuits?En suite, fancyPurely speculative question here. Is that sink designed to prevent people from drowning themselves?“Who do I speak to about an upgrade?”Home from homeNicer that a court cell!I know jail shouldn’t be a hotel, but there should be at least some level of basic humanity and give people something more than single ply loo roll.Mate, that is like the flipping Ritz Hotel compared southern American jails.At least it’s clean and dry.Leave a ReplyYou must be logged in to post a comment.
God help me, I’ve crossed an age threshold somewhere because my first thought was “I’ve lived in rooms smaller than that!”
I wanted to marry my English teacher when she got out of jail,but apparently you can’t end a sentence with a proposition
‘There really is no way of getting out of here, it’s very secure’.Well yes you bloody plant pot, it’s a prison cell.
I’ve been in the hospital countless times in the last 4 years and it’s almost impossible to get a pillow…
I know jail shouldn’t be a hotel, but there should be at least some level of basic humanity and give people something more than single ply loo roll.
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thats wrong, you dont get a personal toilet, and the comms is just a metal plate on the wall
That’d be £2,000/month in London!
Custardy Cell is what you want.
That’s a 3 man cell in the US.
I never got a pillow with my cold, thin, blue mattress
God help me, I’ve crossed an age threshold somewhere because my first thought was “I’ve lived in rooms smaller than that!”
LOL, where is the blanket ?
More like inside the UK’s nicest custody cell.
I wanted to marry my English teacher when she got out of jail,
but apparently you can’t end a sentence with a proposition
“Might take me a while to get up”… Wow police fitness test standards are pretty low huh.
I stayed in hostels much worse than this in the 90s.
I’ve been locked up in a cell like that before. But there’s always time
‘There really is no way of getting out of here, it’s very secure’.
Well yes you bloody plant pot, it’s a prison cell.
As seen on ~~Rightmove~~ Wrongmove
Typical Foxtons Estate Agent showing you around a studio flat in London for £2k pcm.
Emphasis on the modern. So more than 95% are probably inferior to them.
I’ve been in the hospital countless times in the last 4 years and it’s almost impossible to get a pillow…
Single ply toilet paper? Where’s the fucking humanity?!
No toilet seat? Good lord! Also when do they come round with the tea & biscuits?
En suite, fancy
Purely speculative question here. Is that sink designed to prevent people from drowning themselves?
“Who do I speak to about an upgrade?”
Home from home
Nicer that a court cell!
I know jail shouldn’t be a hotel, but there should be at least some level of basic humanity and give people something more than single ply loo roll.
Mate, that is like the flipping Ritz Hotel compared southern American jails.
At least it’s clean and dry.