Boris Johnson’s No10 memoir beaten in charts by books on gut health and penguins

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1. What is the name of the book? I would be very curious to know how penguin affects gut health. We could do one for the Christmas roast.

2. I’d rather avoid a stomach ache reading the gut health book than get a headache reading Boris’.

3. I wonder if there’s a chapter on organising the Covid-19 lockdown parties while people’s relatives died and couldn’t have funerals for them? Can’t wait to give it a read!

4. The only people who think it’s worth giving any attention to this charlatan are the media oligarchs who’s pockets he is in. Cunt.

5. I bet there’s not a chapter about the day he told the truth!

6. Maybe he didn’t buy enough of his own book to really make it to the top…

7. Maybe people wanted to actually read something useful.

8. Be angry at Boris and the Tories and the morons voting against their self-interests in response to dog-whistles and performance politics.

   Tories poisoned the moral fibre of our society and leveraged hate, division and a lack of education and critical thinking skills for party gain.

   Fuck Boris.

9. Shame he will never get flushed like a good bowel movement.

10. I’d imagine Boris fanboys/girls aren’t the type to read books, to be honest.

11. Of course penguins are more interesting and compelling

12. Will this be in the fiction or non-fiction section?

13. Perhaps it’s because it’s incorrectly categorised…… if it was put under fiction/fantasy it might be doing better.

14. As much as I oppose Borris, I’m interested to know what’s in the book, but don’t want to give any money to him so I won’t buy it.

15. The gut health book contains a lot less shit in it.

16. This will cripple him, he idolises Churchill, he’d do anything to be thought of in the same vein. Churchill could write and sell books.

17. Tbf gut health is very popular at the moment and penguins, well no one is beating penguins. Have you seen those things?