“If Trump doesn’t win, I’m fucked.” -Elon

Posted by 7dayweekendgirl

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  1. It does appear that drumpy has kompromat on Leon … They have mobilized every asset, favour and blackmail they have to subvert the election … except the ones already IN jail or bankrupt. So just a few mercenaries attempting voter intimidation and corrupt officias with fraud/’errors’ in the next few weeks will expose just how hollow their entire organization really is.

  2. To them, going back to 2020 wealthy feels like oppression.

    >*“I really like that the printing press fires the cash straight into my bum, I don’t like it when the poors have handled the money”* — Elmo Probably

  3. I bet as soon as his feet hit the ground he started thinking about what prompt he was gonna use to have AI make him look cool jumping.

    “Create an image of square-jawed Elon musk jumping off the ground with a higher vertical than Lebron James. Note, his six pack abs are slightly peaking out of his fitted black shirt that hugs his bulging biceps. There is a crowd and they are cheering. They’re actually going crazy. Trump is there too and he has a tear in his eye because of Elon’s beautiful body, but, like, neither one of them is gay about it. Also Elon has a beard. Also he has aviators and, like, a leather jacket and cool boots. You can’t tell from the picture, but Elon has friends too. Lots….”

  4. They are 100% gonna try and pull a coup. Again. Time to give out traditional penalties for treason.

  5. Hopes it really happens. After he bought Twitter he gone nuts pissimg me of with all the lies and disinformation.

  6. Maybe he’s playing rocket boy and pretending his robot chopstick rocket tower is going to catch him

  7. If I owned a Tesla I would get rid of it before it becomes worthless. Tesla vehicles depreciate faster than other cars, but based on Elons attaching himself to MAGA it will depreciate even more.

  8. His dream of Mars was basically the same dream as Steve Bannon for Biosphere 2, a rich mans utopia where they can escape the poor and consequences.

  9. He can lose 99% of his wealth and still be less fucked than most.

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  10. As much as I’d like to see both Dump and skuM gone, why would Leon fall alongside Tronald? Is it his little voter registration scheme?

  11. Must think Harris is some petty tyranical wanna be king, that would shout for the arrest of her political opponents at rallies?

  12. If Trump wins pretty much everyone else is fucked. The classic Billionaire dichotomy

  13. I recall being excited to get a call from Tesla to work on their projects. I believe it was my third week in the office when I get a political email from Musk saying we all needed to support Trump and vote for him come November. It was then that I sent out a reply to my team stating spam bots and robo calls have been on the riseXD

  14. He’s fucked now. The man has had to resort to insane levels of medication for him to even muster the courage to look at himself.

    Dominos are falling, and I hope the dread and abject fear he is currently experiencing is short-lived. He should exist in shame, guilt, and disgrace.

  15. Starship had a pretty successful and awesome test today.

    You think Kamala is going to go after the rich?  Like Oprah, Zuckerberg, Taylor Swift, Jeff Bezos, and Bloomberg aaaannnd Elon?

  16. The contet behind that statement is the delusion that Democrats will imprison him for some made up crime.

    In reality if they improsion him it will be for the actual crimes he committed.

  17. The top 1% is not Elon. He is literally #1… 

    The people you’re referring to are the .001% 

    The top 1% are mostly normal people.

  18. I can’t believe conservatives look at this photo of Elon and don’t immediately exile him for looking like a raging homo. 

    Nothing wrong with being gay, unless you’re a gay billionaire or gay for billionaire. 

  19. “Oh you have poverty and insurance companies won’t insure your home in hour state? Well boo hoo the FAA tells me when I can fly my space dicks!”

  20. People: “which way are taxes going to go?”
    Elon: “for all you fuckers with less than a billion; HIGHER!!”

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