Just booked Dubai

by candy_sexton

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  1. Really tight fitting clothing for the man, jogging bottoms for woman. Turkey teeth for both.

  2. The classic multi-picture photo frame with the word “family” plastered across it, just in case you weren’t entirely sure what the content of the frame might be. And surprise, it contains pictures of—wait for it—their family. Just in case visitors mistake the photos for a collection of randomly acquired strangers.

  3. If basic bitch were a couple… And every year, the same holiday to Magaluf with Jet2

  4. 80″ telly on the wall, above a mantlepiece. Dodgy Amazon Fire stick plugged in. 

  5. The smallest available Gucci Marmont “hambag” because she’s upgraded from Michael Kors.

    Both of them wear head to toe beige. The son looks like a tiny version of his dad and the daughter was styled by Thelma Madine.

  6. Just call each other babe.

    He used to be a semi pro footballer

    She has a MLM scheme on the go

  7. Mrs hinch book and endorsed cleaning products on the side.

    He can be heard trotting round the house saying “babe, you seen my stone island or barbour coat anywhere as I’m going out with the lads?”

  8. Pink Lanson in a pink bottle bag

    Hair curlers and velour tracksuit at 6pm Friday

    He does 5 aside hungover on Sunday

  9. She wears a knee-length puffer coat with leggings, socks over and Crocs. He wears an oversized Boohoo t-shirt, Gymshark shorts, New Balance trainers and one mish-mash tattoo sleeve. Other car is a Fiat 500 or a White Audi A3, instagram is full of pictures of the kids at a Pumpkin patch, Starbucks cup and Slug and Lettuce starter.

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