Every time I make alphabites for my son, I always include a couple of swear words on the baking tray and snigger every time I walk past the oven door and see it.
Please tell me I'm not alone in my childishness
by rosbifette
20 comments
I’ll stand up and be counted. I’m 46 and made “shagger” out of my daughters alphabet bites before my wife tutted and dismantled my art.
Did you have SEND NUDES lined up and hurriedly removed it before posting 😂
I found semen if you’re creative with one of those w/m
edit: WAIT THERES SPUNK
I’m such a fucking juvenile because this creased me
Someone randomly bought me magnetic Scrabble for my fridge once. Still have them. Barely a single clean word has graced that fridge door since. I’m also 42.
You’re definitely not alone!
I can see spunk.
I believe making swear words out of Alphabites is mandatory for anyone with any self respect.
I made “PISS TITS” out of the Tesco spices about 6 months ago. I left the shop giggling to myself for far too long. I’m 45 next year.
Is that a statement or a request 🤷🏻♂️😂
I’m 36 and immediately saw “smeg”.
If I was married to you, you’d definitely be getting some magnetic letters for the fridge for Christmas.
Excellent work. Reminds me of the ‘cunty bollocks’ I made from play-doh when my son was a baby Well done indeed
I have nothing to say other than I applaud you.
You’re never too old…
I wrote out “arse sex” the last time I cooked these. I’m 33 with two kids. Are you even living if you don’t spell out rude words with alphabet potato
Legend
I drew a cock on my 2yo daughters blackboard while she was sleeping and when my wife saw it she had an anxiety attack because she thought our daughter did it.
Took her a wee hour to understand that I was the culprit. Not sure she liked the joke.
PUT SMARTIES TUBES ON CATS LEGS MAKE THEM WALK LIKE A ROBOT – if you use the whole bag
20 comments
I’ll stand up and be counted. I’m 46 and made “shagger” out of my daughters alphabet bites before my wife tutted and dismantled my art.
Did you have SEND NUDES lined up and hurriedly removed it before posting 😂
I found semen if you’re creative with one of those w/m
edit: WAIT THERES SPUNK
I’m such a fucking juvenile because this creased me
Someone randomly bought me magnetic Scrabble for my fridge once. Still have them. Barely a single clean word has graced that fridge door since. I’m also 42.
You’re definitely not alone!
I can see spunk.
I believe making swear words out of Alphabites is mandatory for anyone with any self respect.
I made “PISS TITS” out of the Tesco spices about 6 months ago. I left the shop giggling to myself for far too long. I’m 45 next year.
Is that a statement or a request 🤷🏻♂️😂
I’m 36 and immediately saw “smeg”.
If I was married to you, you’d definitely be getting some magnetic letters for the fridge for Christmas.
Excellent work. Reminds me of the ‘cunty bollocks’ I made from play-doh when my son was a baby
Well done indeed
I have nothing to say other than I applaud you.
You’re never too old…
I wrote out “arse sex” the last time I cooked these. I’m 33 with two kids. Are you even living if you don’t spell out rude words with alphabet potato
Legend
I drew a cock on my 2yo daughters blackboard while she was sleeping and when my wife saw it she had an anxiety attack because she thought our daughter did it.
Took her a wee hour to understand that I was the culprit. Not sure she liked the joke.
PUT SMARTIES TUBES ON CATS LEGS MAKE THEM WALK LIKE A ROBOT – if you use the whole bag
Excellent work!
Is that an “I”? You could write:
KNOBS FUCK MINGES