Factual and true analysis of linguistic differences in europe 👏
This is so relative, spanish sounds like broken Portuguese to me, spanish speakers think the same about Portuguese. Sometimes it’s not relative, I’ve never seen someone praising Dutch as a reasonable and good-sounding language for instance.
I think studies showed that the core of European language is in Northern France/Belgium/Germany and a bit of the Netherlands
So essentially any language different from dutch, french, or german is weird
So German is clear, but Swamp-German is weird. That’s a new one.
Oi mate, english is not weird. What kind of bollocks are you spreading, eh?
Also, how dare you put us brits in the same category as the Fr*nch, B*lgian, D*nish, and D*tch?
Except for you, Portugal. You’re fine, mate. Luv ya.
How is english weird? It’s so basic even brits can speak it.
When I realised writing words in Swedish is not that much of a guessing game I cried a little.
Dansk är inte en språk men en potatis språk.
I don’t know who programmed Swiss NPC’s, but it’s must be a bug in the game
Polish is the cleanest 😎 then English
Meh. Not an NPC. That’ll do.
Funny how a Swede calls German clear, but Dutch is somehow weird? Both are Germanic languages 🤦🏼♂️
Anything with denmark being red i upvote! 🎉🍻
German is clear language ? How do you fucking expect us to take this crap seriously lmao
I’m sorry, but none of us understand the weird language you used in this post…
Yea you can tell this was made by a Swede because Swedish is apparently a “clear language” 💀
I immediately knew that OP was probably Swedish. The knäckebröd language is the definition of weird, even the Danes feel sorry for you.
Irish English is not weird, or, are Scots Gaelic and Welsh weird, but Irish isn’t.
English *is* weird, will give you that.
Our weird language was good enough for Tolkien and Sapkowski to use as a basis for Elvish, which Tolkien adored, so… Ah whatever, ble mae’r defaid?
> Clear Languages
I’ve had clearer phlegm
Just remember our language Is so shitty because all of you cunts spent so much time invading us in the early days.
And now it’s so wide spread because all you cunts lost the empire war in the later days
Kunt u de stroom ton gueule alstublief ?
Yes dat is Dutch + French. Do you liek it ?
SIGS superiority
*while eating bread* German is pretty clear, I agree. Austrian on the other side. If they stopped eating while speaking one would be able to understand them.
Needs a god tier in weirdness to fit the Basques.
What in this case even mean clear language because German for sure isn’t clear one with ö, ü and some other shit for pronounciation
Spanish is just Portuguese for idiots
I feel attacked.
What is it? Opposite day?
You forgot Finnish from the clear languages
“Donaudampfschiffahrtselektrizitätenhauptbetriebswerkbauunterbeamtengesellschaft” how the fuck this is not weird?
Swedish a clear language? They can’t pronounce words starting with K properly, instead they use an S sound… And don’t get me started on their ‘Sj’ and ‘Sk’ sounds that basically sound like someone trying to whistle and failing horribly…
Swedish is NOT clear at all, its like you’re trying to speak with mouth half filled with porridge
I knew OP was a Swede before looking. Only a Swede could have made this map that way while not labeling Sweden as NPC
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Factual and true analysis of linguistic differences in europe 👏
This is so relative, spanish sounds like broken Portuguese to me, spanish speakers think the same about Portuguese. Sometimes it’s not relative, I’ve never seen someone praising Dutch as a reasonable and good-sounding language for instance.
I think studies showed that the core of European language is in Northern France/Belgium/Germany and a bit of the Netherlands
So essentially any language different from dutch, french, or german is weird
So German is clear, but Swamp-German is weird. That’s a new one.
Oi mate, english is not weird. What kind of bollocks are you spreading, eh?
Also, how dare you put us brits in the same category as the Fr*nch, B*lgian, D*nish, and D*tch?
Except for you, Portugal. You’re fine, mate. Luv ya.
How is english weird? It’s so basic even brits can speak it.
When I realised writing words in Swedish is not that much of a guessing game I cried a little.
Dansk är inte en språk men en potatis språk.
I don’t know who programmed Swiss NPC’s, but it’s must be a bug in the game
Polish is the cleanest 😎 then English
Meh. Not an NPC. That’ll do.
Funny how a Swede calls German clear, but Dutch is somehow weird? Both are Germanic languages 🤦🏼♂️
Anything with denmark being red i upvote! 🎉🍻
German is clear language ?
How do you fucking expect us to take this crap seriously lmao
I’m sorry, but none of us understand the weird language you used in this post…
Yea you can tell this was made by a Swede because Swedish is apparently a “clear language” 💀
I immediately knew that OP was probably Swedish. The knäckebröd language is the definition of weird, even the Danes feel sorry for you.
Irish English is not weird, or, are Scots Gaelic and Welsh weird, but Irish isn’t.
English *is* weird, will give you that.
Our weird language was good enough for Tolkien and Sapkowski to use as a basis for Elvish, which Tolkien adored, so… Ah whatever, ble mae’r defaid?
> Clear Languages
I’ve had clearer phlegm
Just remember our language Is so shitty because all of you cunts spent so much time invading us in the early days.
And now it’s so wide spread because all you cunts lost the empire war in the later days
Kunt u de stroom ton gueule alstublief ?
Yes dat is Dutch + French. Do you liek it ?
SIGS superiority
*while eating bread* German is pretty clear, I agree. Austrian on the other side. If they stopped eating while speaking one would be able to understand them.
Needs a god tier in weirdness to fit the Basques.
What in this case even mean clear language because German for sure isn’t clear one with ö, ü and some other shit for pronounciation
Spanish is just Portuguese for idiots
I feel attacked.
What is it? Opposite day?
You forgot Finnish from the clear languages
“Donaudampfschiffahrtselektrizitätenhauptbetriebswerkbauunterbeamtengesellschaft” how the fuck this is not weird?
Swedish a clear language? They can’t pronounce words starting with K properly, instead they use an S sound… And don’t get me started on their ‘Sj’ and ‘Sk’ sounds that basically sound like someone trying to whistle and failing horribly…
Swedish is NOT clear at all, its like you’re trying to speak with mouth half filled with porridge
I knew OP was a Swede before looking. Only a Swede could have made this map that way while not labeling Sweden as NPC