If you don’t give me a free telly I’m gonna give you a beauty treatment ya bas 🤷🏻♂️🤦🏻♂️😂
Pretty serious tbh. A pair of them plunged into your jugular would certainly complicate your day.
What a magnificent headline
The thing is if the manager challenges the thief he gets disciplined.
Told not to approach or stop shoplifters these days.
Seems the way shoplifters are dealt with is by building a case against them & then taking them to court with dozen charges then the judge gives them another chance due to blaming addiction, rinse & repeat.
That manager had one hair on his head left, the man wasn’t taking any chances.
You are gonnae be *plucked*, mate….
Reminder to all employees: You don’t get paid enough to protect the owners property. And if you see shoplifting, no you didn’t.
Very plucky
Right I know this is serious wtf but..
Did this Muppet try to steal a fucking telly on foot? Absolute rocket.
Like the picked him up on “nearby” castle street?
That’s the back lane behind that Asda…it’s got an entrance to the car park…he hardly even made it 100 yards
Man when she gets the tweezers out to any spots I have I’d hand over ma granny!
If you work at retail your life is worth more than a telly or bottle of wine. Let em steal.
Guy walked to Castle street in the direction of the local police station… his second mistake of the night.
>*”The accused entered the store about 2am … Officers found him in nearby Castle Street a short time later. He was still in possession of the TV”*
My client’s crime was obviously not premeditated, Your Honour
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If you don’t give me a free telly I’m gonna give you a beauty treatment ya bas 🤷🏻♂️🤦🏻♂️😂
Pretty serious tbh. A pair of them plunged into your jugular would certainly complicate your day.
What a magnificent headline
The thing is if the manager challenges the thief he gets disciplined.
Told not to approach or stop shoplifters these days.
Seems the way shoplifters are dealt with is by building a case against them & then taking them to court with dozen charges then the judge gives them another chance due to blaming addiction, rinse & repeat.
That manager had one hair on his head left, the man wasn’t taking any chances.
You are gonnae be *plucked*, mate….
Reminder to all employees:
You don’t get paid enough to protect the owners property. And if you see shoplifting, no you didn’t.
Very plucky
Right I know this is serious wtf but..
Did this Muppet try to steal a fucking telly on foot? Absolute rocket.
Like the picked him up on “nearby” castle street?
That’s the back lane behind that Asda…it’s got an entrance to the car park…he hardly even made it 100 yards
Man when she gets the tweezers out to any spots I have I’d hand over ma granny!
If you work at retail your life is worth more than a telly or bottle of wine. Let em steal.
Guy walked to Castle street in the direction of the local police station… his second mistake of the night.
>*”The accused entered the store about 2am … Officers found him in nearby Castle Street a short time later. He was still in possession of the TV”*
My client’s crime was obviously not premeditated, Your Honour
Yippi-kay-ay motherplucker