Was it worth evaluating a whole hospital for atmost a handgrenade sized explosion? Like shut down the wing sure but the entire complex? No wonder europe isn’t ready for another war.
fully translated article (Google traduction):
Toulon: a man causes the partial evacuation of a hospital because of a shell stuck in the anus This 88-year-old man caused an incredible bomb threat at Sainte Musse hospital, requiring a demining team.
By The HuffPost
An 88-year-old man caused the partial evacuation of a hospital in Toulon because of a shell stuck in his anus. It’s an unusual story. This weekend, an 88-year-old man presented himself to the emergency room of Sainte Musse hospital in Toulon… with a First World War shell stuck in his anus.
The octogenarian claimed to have found this shell 18 cm long by 9 cm wide at his brother’s house, according to a police source at BFM Toulon Var.
As a first step, the hospital management organized a partial evacuation of the establishment to the main hall, with the help of security and the fire department, to manage this almost unbelievable bomb threat.
“We then had to treat our atypical patient, who immediately ensured that the shell was demilitarized”, explains one of the hospital staff members to the Var-Matin newspaper.
To be sure, the hospital called in a demining team, which quickly eliminated any risk of explosion, the shell being considered “collectible”.
The surgery team then swung into action, performing a visceral operation to retrieve the object through the abdomen. A witness reports to Var-Matin that the patient came out “in good health”.
Quite the rusty trombone.
New meaning to explosive diarrhea
New flair: bombshell 88
Poor man fell right on top of one of those, could happen to anyone, get better soon
Funny thing is, it’s not the first time I saw something like this happen. Last time, it was a british man with an anti-tank shell from WW2
The true definition of “Anything is a dildo if you’re brave enough”
Was it 100% the British who shoved it up there and not the French dude sitting on it for pleasure purposes?
Suicide bummer
That’s not what was meant by “you should try poppers”
i don’t think he fought a war ☹️
Typical French man. My sister works in ER and she told me one time a guy showed up with the Eiffel Tower stucked in his ass. It was stucked at 2nd floor and he said he accidentally “fell on it”.
Ok, someone has to ask: Was it a German shell?
Yugoslav wars have been started for less
I hope that’s rust…
Ok, but was the shell inserted recently, or was it stuck in there for 70 years?
The resistance
Never knew that Pierre was so much into Hans, or is it the other way around?
Baguette Magique
oui
Probably ‘fell’ on it
So that’s how they waged TRENCH warfare
Telling you doc it was a 1 in a million shot
Apparently it’s was a old relic from the turd reich
No guillotine, not impressed.
Honnestly still shoving things up his arse at 88, you gotta admire that!
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i hope he was singing ‘on ne passe pas’ as he was inserting said WW1 shell, To honour the fallen
Petition to demilitarise France
Whoa, that’s a blast from the past
Sex Bomb Sex Bomb
Wasn’t this an episode of Grey’s anatomy?
Fire in the hole!
Just an average French man entering the ER.
Most straight Fr*nch.
Dafuk? How long did he have it up there?!
A soldier *leaves* the *war*, but the *war never leaves* the soldier
That’s a… creative way for one to want to commit suicide, I guess… O.o
It’s a disarming story. I just hope he didn’t face a barrage of criticism.
Average French kink
Oh lala mon dieu what are you doing Step Ans?
https://i.redd.it/fij3dc3spgxd1.gif
Probably the frenchest thing I’ll read today…
operation_anal_destruction.avi
Was it worth evaluating a whole hospital for atmost a handgrenade sized explosion? Like shut down the wing sure but the entire complex? No wonder europe isn’t ready for another war.
fully translated article (Google traduction):
Toulon: a man causes the partial evacuation of a hospital because of a shell stuck in the anus This 88-year-old man caused an incredible bomb threat at Sainte Musse hospital, requiring a demining team.
By The HuffPost
An 88-year-old man caused the partial evacuation of a hospital in Toulon because of a shell stuck in his anus. It’s an unusual story. This weekend, an 88-year-old man presented himself to the emergency room of Sainte Musse hospital in Toulon… with a First World War shell stuck in his anus.
The octogenarian claimed to have found this shell 18 cm long by 9 cm wide at his brother’s house, according to a police source at BFM Toulon Var.
As a first step, the hospital management organized a partial evacuation of the establishment to the main hall, with the help of security and the fire department, to manage this almost unbelievable bomb threat.
“We then had to treat our atypical patient, who immediately ensured that the shell was demilitarized”, explains one of the hospital staff members to the Var-Matin newspaper.
To be sure, the hospital called in a demining team, which quickly eliminated any risk of explosion, the shell being considered “collectible”.
The surgery team then swung into action, performing a visceral operation to retrieve the object through the abdomen. A witness reports to Var-Matin that the patient came out “in good health”.
Quite the rusty trombone.
New meaning to explosive diarrhea
New flair: bombshell 88
Poor man fell right on top of one of those, could happen to anyone, get better soon
Funny thing is, it’s not the first time I saw something like this happen. Last time, it was a british man with an anti-tank shell from WW2
https://preview.redd.it/ie53c3retgxd1.jpeg?width=1692&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=56160aae6cea63ba36b70a6d5de34069590df201
the questions here is, since when??
So you say you fell on it, Jaques?
what the fuck
The true definition of “Anything is a dildo if you’re brave enough”
Was it 100% the British who shoved it up there and not the French dude sitting on it for pleasure purposes?
Suicide bummer
That’s not what was meant by “you should try poppers”
i don’t think he fought a war ☹️
Typical French man. My sister works in ER and she told me one time a guy showed up with the Eiffel Tower stucked in his ass. It was stucked at 2nd floor and he said he accidentally “fell on it”.
Ok, someone has to ask: Was it a German shell?
Yugoslav wars have been started for less
I hope that’s rust…
Ok, but was the shell inserted recently, or was it stuck in there for 70 years?
The resistance
Never knew that Pierre was so much into Hans, or is it the other way around?
Baguette Magique
oui
Probably ‘fell’ on it
So that’s how they waged TRENCH warfare
Telling you doc it was a 1 in a million shot
Apparently it’s was a old relic from the turd reich
No guillotine, not impressed.
Honnestly still shoving things up his arse at 88, you gotta admire that!
More sexually active than most of redditors.
Did someone say:
„you can shove your bombs up your ass, peace.✌️“
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