What’s this fella making in his shed? Wrong answers only.

by Equivalent_Cow_7033

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  1. I once had a client whose house was built on both sides of the border. South Armagh of course. He told me if the PSNI landed he’d run out the back door, and if the Guards came for him he’d leg it out the front!

  2. He’s got potato rumblers each side of the shed with complete potato segregation in place. He sells his spuds to the tayto factions on either side telling both they have the superior spud.
    It’s a potato apartheid…

  3. Nothing, he just runs back and forward across the border laughing like a maniac, thinking he’s secretly sticking it to the man.

  4. Dodgy electric box, once the NI electric check he tells them he is supplied from the south. Once the south check he tells them he is supplied from the north.

  5. Not smoky bacon taytos I can tell you that, and if the EU has its way he won’t be able to make them in his own home either smh

    (do I need a /s?)

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