My binfluencer status is under threat!

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1. I just went outside to drag my bin back AND MY NEIGHBOUR HAS PUT HIS OUT AS WELL. I’ve caused chaos😣

2. It’s when you leave your bin out, it gets emptied, then you forget about all week, alone, cold, in the dark, then everyone else puts out the correct colour bin out and your bin is there, the black sheep in a field of blue, then it gets ignored, left behind, as its not the correct type of bin on the fortnightly schedule.

   Then you come out the day after to collect your bin and you see everyone else’s, you realise to yourself, fuck sake I’ve left the bin out for 2 weeks.

3. Leave it outside and see how many neighbours you have under your control.

4. Get in it.

5. I’d have just left it out and watched how many sheep followed suit just cuz you put yours out 😝

6. I put my recycling out a day early and my neighbour complained to me that I was “littering”. !!!

   Being a legally minded person, I checked, and this is specifically NOT littering. We all make mistakes / or have to go away for a few days.

7. Or putting the wrong colour bins out – and pretending that they’ve been emptied when you take them so you don’t look like a melt.

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